TOP TURNOFFS FOR WOMEN.

Yes, I shall bring you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!!  Look, everyone needs a helping hand from time to time, and with this in  mind, I have decided to let you boys in on ten lil things, that we ladies, well............we dont love them.  Feel free to disagree with me, but I am right, I'm always right, So there!!!

9. OVERT DRUNKENNESS
In the right setting, it’s OK to get a little out of control -- But if you are hoping to find a woman, stick to a beer or two. There's a reason why women don't run to you at the bar after hearing “chug, chug, chug”.  Stumbling, slurring and falling are not the qualities that women look for in a man, and this is why it makes our list of turnoffs for women.

8. DIRTY DANCING
You’ve probably heard this before, but let me remind you: You are no Patrick Swayze. Grinding up on a girl will get her attention, but probably not the kind you're hoping for. One of the saddest spectacles to see in a bar is the dirty dancer who approaches a girl, gets shot down, and then moves on to the next girl. The process just goes on and on. This tells a woman that you have no real interest in her and that you're just looking for someone to grind up on.

7. BLUETOOTH IN THE EAR

Want to look like a  douchebag?? It’s simple: Appear to be talking to yourself in public places. If you are constantly plugged into a Bluetooth, it means that you are overestimating your importance in the world or you are work-obsessed. Neither of these personality types is attractive to the average girl and, it does not make you look cool, so if you are not sitting in your car......USE YOUR BLOOMIN HANDS TO HOLD YOUR PHONE!!!!

6. BAD PICK UP LINES.

No matter how many times guys are told not to use cheesy pick up lines, they still do. Pulling a “come here often?” or a “where have you been all my life, baby?” only shows your lack of imagination, creativity and romance. And women know you just used the same line five minutes ago on the blonde at the bar and will use it again in five minutes on the redhead on the dance floor. The best way to approach a woman is to be real and interested, otherwise your bad pickup lines will serve as another turnoff.

5. OTT AFTERSHAVE

Men should smell good. A nice-smelling after-shave or deodorant can really entice a female, but one spritz too much can have a woman holding her nose. Consider this when getting ready to head out on the town: Use one less splash of aftershave than you normally would. Don’t pull a body-spray commercial and douse your body in it.

4. SWEARING

A dirty trucker mouth doesn’t make a great first impression. While it’s true, most women can also let the expletives fly, lord knows I do, it doesn’t give you permission to do so. At the beginning of a relationship, being a gentleman is important. A dirty mouth could be a sign of a guy with bad manners, and we don't like bad manners either!!!!

3. YOUR MATES ARE KNOBS!!!
Alarm bells tend to go off if a guy is surrounded by drunken buddies who are wearing Bluetooths and drenched in aftershave (even if he is not). A turnoff for women? You bet. If this is the company he decides to keep, then what does that say about him? He could be in ”pickup” mode, playing the role of a white knight, when, really, he'll be drinking from a beer bong and hitting on the next girl when you walk away. Birds of a feather flock together. Just saying.

2. BAD BREATH

If the dirty dancing didn’t scare her off and the pickup line worked, it could be the luckiest night of your life. But you can make it all disappear with bad breath.  Oral hygiene is very important. Furry teeth, chapped lips and a bad case of halitosis will send her packing. If your mouth isn’t clean, she’ll be wondering what else is dirty. FACT!!!

1. CREEPING

Every bloke is gonna be guilty of this at some point, whether you know it or not!! Creeping can be as basic as watching a girl as she walks past you, all the way up to plying her with drink to get her into the sack .................still boils down to creeping.  DON'T DO IT!!!